Hey go shack it up and burn a few calories.
why am i not having sex right now
I have been looking for this post since I lost my virginity
Wait a second, I’ve been sucking all that dick and it only burned 100 calories each time! THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT!
Soooo who wants to make out with me for health reasons?
Anybody wanna burn some calories with me?
Strawberry Fields Forever // The Beatles
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three